It Is Possible To Annoy Your Child’s Pet Fish

And you *are* being judged by them.

Photo care of The Duffer's Diary

Here is the sorry tale of Bruce, Lisa, Miss Fish, Thanos, Godzilla, Bruce 2 (& the other one whose name escapes me) who despite my care, appear to hate my guts. Or perhaps it’s because of my care that they hate my guts. You decide.

Our story begins before Christmas some years ago, when like many mothers and fathers, I…