47 Things About Being 50 That I Never Understood Until Now
5 min readJun 4, 2022
Holy hell, I’m HOW old?
Now that I’m passed that epic milestone and I’ve had a chance to reflect (while also not managing to publish anything for 9 months because I either was too busy, embroiled in other long form writing projects that are still ongoing or side-swiped by a couple of COVID-19 outbreaks in my family) here are my thoughts on getting here and generally existing in a post-50 universe.
- It’s the time when FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) has radically reduced.
- You’re just pleased to be alive every day.
- It’s a great time to be this age as skincare products have improved in quality and reduced in price. Hyaluronic Acid is the shizz.
- Learning to balance the days when you feel 30 and the days when you feel 130 is definitely a skill that you’re working on all the time.
- Quite a lot of your body will inexplicably hurt. And the other bits of you that don’t hurt will hurt because they can.
- Special events no longer require a couple of hours to get ready for and recover from, as you need the scaffolding of a day on either side — one for preparation and one for recovery. Also, it’s a bloody great excuse to have a day off.
- You can blame a random aching bit resulting from your…